adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

(via zxciii)



wickedclothes:

Harry Potter Potion Flasks

Disguise your liquor as potions. Perhaps drinking makes you lucky. Or truthful. Or an entirely different-looking person. Sold on Etsy.

(via childhood-harrypotter)


a-fairytale-in-a-blue-box:

i just went from aw to wtf

(via i-am-the-dragon-queen)


judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol

hiddlesflower:

lamppu:

ilostmyphone:

He punched it in the butt!

Ladies and gentlemen: Finland.

hiddlesflower:

lamppu:

ilostmyphone:

He punched it in the butt!

Ladies and gentlemen: Finland.

(via i-am-the-dragon-queen)


bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(via pizza)


operafish:

Do you ever have that one musical that you stop caring about for long periods of time but then you hear a song from it and think “Oh yeah I remember now this is actually amazing”

(via i-am-the-dragon-queen)



jaclcfrost:

people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not

(via i-am-the-dragon-queen)


blacklistecl:

if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s

(via pizza)



magnificentshibe:

continuants:

justlearningasigo:

laughingsquid:

Melting Marshmallow Peeps with a Red Hot Ball of Nickel

This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful

This is oddly satisfying

this is a snuff film

(via im-a-bananana)


mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

(via im-a-bananana)


Deb + fucking knows a thing or two about fucking

(via jennifer-perfection-carpenter)